Jokes

Jokes Children will love

What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
-A penguin rolling down a hill!

Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don’t work!

What does a snail say when it’s riding on a turtle’s back?
-Weeeee!!

How did the barber win the race?
-He knew a short cut.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
– A pork chop!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use honeycombs.

Why was the man running around his bed?
-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9!


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