Jokes

Best Tennis Jokes

A mother said to her daughter who likes to play tennis: “Oh well, It is better to have loved and lost”. Her daughter replied: “Mother, you clearly don’t understand the rules of the game”.

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My next door neighbour’s son lost his job as an apprentice grounds man at The Lawn Tennis Association.

He clearly couldn’t cut it.

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I got home and found my wife and the married couple from next door in the living room.

“Here he is,” she said. “We were just talking about having a foursome, if you feel you’re up to it!” She smiled at me and I hesitated but then said “Yes, if you’re all fine with it then I’ll be right back.”

Two minutes later, I appeared naked and excited. They were stood there, fully dressed, with tennis rackets in theirs hands.

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After returning from a game of tennis, I said to my wife “my tennis elbow was really hurting today”

She said “how many years have you been complaining about that now?”

I said “15 Love”

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