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Singer and former X Factor judge Cheryl Cole Funny Quotes

Singer and former X Factor judge Cheryl Cole, is one of the most famous celebrities in the UK. Her personal life and relationship with X Factor boss Simon Cowell is rarely out of the media spot light. Here are a few of her funniest quotes:

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Cheryl On her beauty regime:
“I had a disaster last year. I tried to pluck [my eyebrows] like Marilyn Monroe’s. I saw a programme on her and was like, “She’s amazing! I want her eyebrows.” But I went too far. Everyone was asking if I’d had Botox.”

Cheryl On her worst feature:
“Don’t show my feet, don’t put the camera on my feet. A lot of people have foot fetishes, but they wouldn’t have them over mine. They’re dainty, they’re a size 3, but there’s nothing pretty about them.”

Cheryl On WAGs:
“Footballers wives are just as bad as benefit scroungers. These women have nannies, they don’t cook or clean, and never do a day’s work. What kind of aspiration is that?”

Cheryl On her underwear:
“I always wear a matching set; a nice thong and a nice bra. I couldn’t wear underpants now.”

Cheryl On her dream man:
“A guy could be in speedos and be ripped to within an inch of his life and I don’t think I’d look again. It would have to be Bermuda shorts and a pot belly.”

Cheryl On Simon Cowell convincing her to become an X Factor judge:
“I didn’t feel ready, but he kept texting me and in the end I gave in. Simon is the most charismatic man I’ve ever met — it’s like he’s trancing you or something. It’s actually quite scary.”

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